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Joke of the Day

"I haven't been doing so well at the poop assembly line... My manager said if I don't pull my shit together soon I'll be fired."

"Wanna hear a joke about a piece of paper ? Nevermind , it's tearable."

"My life is an open book. But it's very poorly written and I die in the end."

"How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber? Ask them to pronounce the word ""unionized."""

"What do you call a Jamaican proctologist? Pokemon!"

"What's the difference between a blowjob and anal sex? One makes your day and the other makes your hole weak."

"Mexican jokes and black jokes are pretty much all the same... Once you've heard Jaun, you've heard Jamal"

"My car is equipped with the best anti-theft device in Florida. I call it ""No air conditioning""."

"Rick Astley Will give you any movie in his Pixar collection except his favorite. He's Never Gonna Give You Up."

"Sometimes u see the moon during the day and it's like, wow, how embarrassing. Showed up early because you were bored? Get a life, nerd moon."