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Joke of the Day

"Lots of people comparing Trump to ISIS and Hitler. Wow. Take it easy, guys! That's not very nice to ISIS or Hitler."

"5-year-old: My teacher said this project needs adult supervision. Me: OK, what do you need me to do? 5-year-old: Go find Mom."

"F-U-C-K Tell her I said hi."

"Did you hear the one about the blind ship captain? He couldn't sea anything."

"I wanna get on a taxi and after riding around a while without saying anything, tell the driver 'I killed myself on that bridge 2 years ago'"

"Lucky that guy in Good Will Hunting liked apples."

"I like big NUTS n my pecan pie u other bakers cant deny When a treat comes n with a crust too thin & the crumbs get on my chin It gets FLUNG"

"Why do Leprechauns always laugh as they run across a field? The grass tickles their balls"

"Why is today a trucker's favorite day? Cuz it's 10-4 GOOD BUDDY!!!"

"What did the egg say to the boiling water? It's gonna take me a while to get hard, I just came out of this chick."