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Joke of the Day

"When I got my first pube, I left it under the pillow for the Pube Fairy. He came. All over my pillow."

"What do you call an old man's hard on? Petrified wood."

"A Puerto Rican meteorologist sought counseling. When asked ""why?"" he replied, ""Tropical Depression."""

"What do you call..... What do you call dead black people in a barn? Antique farm equipment!"

"how much would it cost? ""the guy who does our estimates isn't here right now"" around what time will he be back? ""did you not just hear me?"""

"What's it called when you go around looking for stuff to buy that's made in America? Antiquing."

"North Korea says it's gonna terror attack South Korea. I don't have a punchline, that's just really funny."

"Why does time go by so fast in Italy? Because every time you turn around you see a dago by."

"Black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder.... and the bartender says ""Hey, that's pretty cool. Where'd you get it? "" The parrot said, "" Africa, they have millions of them."""

"Why did the hovering guitarist always look worried? He was always fretting over something or other..."