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Joke of the Day
"What do you call..... What do you call dead black people in a barn? Antique farm equipment!"
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"Where do you get frog's eggs? The spawn shop."
"Son:Mom! What's a GF? Mom:if you are a good boy,you will get one when you're older. Son:What if i'm not a good boy? Mom:You'll get many."
"Judging by the covers, every issue of every comic book is the one where the main character dies."
"Teacher: Megan, why are you doing your multiplication on the floor? Megan: You said we had to do it without tables!"
"What's sexier than roses on a piano? Tulips on an organ!"
"Stop eating all the shrimp, Sean Connery It's shellfish."
"My friend told me my mustache makes me looks like Jeffery Dahmer. I said, ""Thanks. I've always wanted a killer stache."""
"I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised."