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Joke of the Day

"North Korea says it's gonna terror attack South Korea. I don't have a punchline, that's just really funny."

"Doctor Doctor I'm on a diet and it's making me irritable. Yesterday I bit someones ear off. Oh dear that's a lot of calories!"

"What do you call a bodybuilder that can't sing? Muscle tone deaf."

"ME: *sighs* yep, story of my life EDITOR: please stop saying that every time you hand me a draft of your autobiography"

"Apologising Made Simple by Thayer Thorry"

"Why is diarrhea hereditary? Because it runs in your genes!"

"What do you call an Aztec Mayan snake god tied in a knot? Pretzalcoatl"

"I asked my mom where she went to get groceries and if she would tell me if anyone died in game of thrones. She said... Jons, no"

"Be a part of history! Die in a catastrophic natural disaster."

"Why did the Baker have smelly hands? Because he kneaded a poo"