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Joke of the Day

"A Puerto Rican meteorologist sought counseling. When asked ""why?"" he replied, ""Tropical Depression."""

"What kind of work out do parrots have on leg day? SQUAAATS! ...Polly want a cracker."

"What does a Jewish pedophile say? ""You wanna buy some candy?"""

"My girlfriend called me a pedophile ""That's a pretty big word for a 10 year old"", I told her."

"What's the object of Jewish football? Get the quarter back."

"What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter, he ain't comin'."

"What's the difference between art and junk? A plaque."

"Me: Can I leave early? Boss: Why? Me: Death Boss: Who died? Me: No one yet Boss: Me: Boss: Get out"

"Racism is deeply embedded in our culture My mom always told me to separate whites and colored before doing laundry"

"What do you call a horse at night? A Nightmare"