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Joke of the Day

"There has been a rise in sheeple recently. Someone better tell the sheep shaggers to wear some protection."

"What kind of reptile loves to start shit? An insta-gator"

"Why did the suicidal chicken cross the road? To get to the other side"

"Why did the one-eyed pirate run his ship aground? He didn't have any depth perception"

"A Hardcore atheist, A dedicated vegan, and an avid cross-fiter walk into a bar. how can you tell which one is which? They tell you."

"I'd like to teach you how to win any argument. Unfortunately my wife won't teach me her technique."

"Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. (my wife tells this joke to everyone and no one but me has ever laughed)"

"A skinny guy with a 6-pack is like a fat chick with t*ts. It doesn't count"

"What's the difference between a redneck, and a SJW? A redneck's trigger actually does something"

"Two clowns are eating a cannibal. The first clown says to the second ""I think we're doing this joke wrong""."