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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between a redneck, and a SJW? A redneck's trigger actually does something"
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"What is Trump going to build to detain illegal Mexican immigrants if he becomes President? Juantanamo bay"
"Finally successful enough to have ""haters"", still not successful enough to be successful"
"What's worse than watching Star Wars?"
"I'm on a plane with the dad from Home Alone and it's taking all my strength to not scream ""WE FORGOT KEVIN!"""
"Don't go broke trying to look rich... act your wage'"
"Did you hear about the midget that got kicked out of the nudist colony? He was getting into everybody's hair..."
"Wife: y is a penguin w an umbrella in the- Me:*points to dog dressed as batman* so Bark Wayne isnt bored W: M: he needs an arch enemy, Karen"
"It looks like bathroom tai chi but it's me trying to trigger the automatic paper towel dispenser."
"A flying insect exploded in my kitchen ... it must of been a jihaddy longlegs."