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Joke of the Day
"Why did the suicidal chicken cross the road? To get to the other side"
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"Did you hear about that golfer who sang a song every time he hit a wayward ball? They say he made a fore tune!"
"this guy was telling my friend from puerto rico trump was gonna deport him and send him back to mexico I never laughed my ass off so hard."
"7 out of 10 people believe in Life after death. The other 3 don't even like cereal."
"what's the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer? the taste."
"Scared the mailman today by going to the door completely naked. Not sure what scared him more, my naked body or that I knew where he lived."
"[In elevator] Penguin: what floor do you want? Man: 5th please. *penguin accidentally slaps all the buttons with his fin*"
"Did you hear about the cookie that was litterally made of nothing but grass and dirt? it was a real tuft cookie"
"Q: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? A: Frostbite."
"For the first time I am going to be visiting Britain this summer, but when I got there... Britain had already left."