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Joke of the Day
"What kind of reptile loves to start shit? An insta-gator"
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"the hottest girl u can think of has had diarrhea. kinda puts everything into perspective."
"I'd make a joke about Jonestown... But the punch line is too long."
"I have good and bad news WIFE: Bad news first We need a new front door WIFE: And the good news? [points to Monster Truck in living room]"
"A penis walked into a private club. Thank God he was a member."
"You may say the glass is half full or half empty. I say fill the rest of my damn cup!"
"Hi Gilded, I am Kind Stranger EDIT: wow i am gilded, thank you kind stranger"
"I have a great relation ship with Jesus He mows my lawn for $6 an hour"
"a boy died in a microwave while playing hide and seek...silly kids these days pretending to be hot pockets"
"Turkey; you are approching to our border! Russia;cyka -stay out of our border! -blyat https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CUkGFOhWsAAKvkB.png"