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Joke of the Day
"Why did the one-eyed pirate run his ship aground? He didn't have any depth perception"
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"Can God be an atheist? Yes, if he has low self esteem and stops believing in himself."
"Marriage. Because your shitty day doesn't have to end at work."
"my ex-wife still misses me but her aim is getting better!! joaje"
"What did the rapper ask the pet sitter when he got back from vacation? Where my dogs at?"
"Last night my friend trashed a Chinese restaurant... Told him I was horrified by his wonton destruction"
"My doctor told me I needed to break a sweat once a day so I told him I'd start lying to my wife."
"Tattoo idea: One Jonas Brothers face on each thigh. What? There's three? Okay, and one right in the middle. How do you spell Kevin?"
"Me: Cleaning up is a superpower. Don't you want to be a superhero? 5-year-old: I'll just be a bad guy."
"What's the similarity between Chris Brown being released and Pokemon Go being released? An increase in battery cases."