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Joke of the Day

"The Foo Fighters wrote my favorite song about throwing up lunch There goes my hero!"

"Why didnt the mole make it to the stripclub? He was slow as molasses."

"What did one doughnut say to the other... ...you look a little glazed"

"What does a man with an eight inch cock have for breakfast? This morning I had a boiled egg. From BBC show First Dates."

"What's a meth head's favourite thing about Halloween? Only two more sleeps till Christmas!"

"The Expendables 2 Review: I haven't seen that much shooting in a movie since I went to watch The Dark Knight Rises."

"What animal has a dick on its back? A police horse."

"I just ran over a dog. At first I felt bad, but then I realized it was my Ex..."

"How many dead prostitutes does it take to change a light bulb? More than ten because my basement is still dark."

"What is something that cannot lift off the ground? Your career"