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Joke of the Day
"What's a meth head's favourite thing about Halloween? Only two more sleeps till Christmas!"
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"I saw a black man walking with a TV... ...I thought, ""Hey, that's mine!!"" But then I remembered, mine was tied up in the backyard."
"Long visits to nature linked to improved mental health, study finds. According to new research by Australian and UK environmental scientists. Who obviously didn't poll women on Tinder."
"What do you call a militant whovian A **whooligan**"
"Want to hear a joke about Russia? Soviet"
"i hate the outside *invents houses* i kinda miss it now *invents windows*"
"Two cans of Red Bull may give you x-ray vision, but five cans give you the ability to hear oxygen."
"What's the difference between a dead hooker and a Porsche? (Not what you think) I've never been inside a Porsche."
"I don't care what anybody says, my six hours of Black Friday shopping saved me at least $7.50."
"Aliens watching our media must assume we are being implored to show allegiance to our ruler, a mysterious entity named ""Geico."""