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Joke of the Day
"What animal has a dick on its back? A police horse."
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"How do normal people vs feminists laugh? Normal People: HeHeHe... Feminist: SheSheShe.."
"I like my women like I like my coffee. Without a penis."
"Why are Soviets so bad with the ladies? They're always Russian the fuckin' and Stalin the lovin' hehehe"
"What do you call a militant whovian A **whooligan**"
"WIFE: This is dumb. DAUGHTER: This is so stupid. ME: This is getting out of hand! THIS: [leaping out of my palm] I HATE YOU GUYS I'M LEAVING"
"What do you call a mouthwash for tiny scientists? Microscope"
"Romeo and juliet is not a love story. It's a 3-day relationship between a 13 & 17 year old that caused 6 deaths. #readtheplay"
"I like to put Aunt Jemima next to the Uncle Ben in my pantry. I'm hoping for a love connection."
"What do you call a lesbian driving a Ford Windstar full of penises? A dick-van dyke. -Credit to Louis CK"