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Joke of the Day
"Why didnt the mole make it to the stripclub? He was slow as molasses."
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"Which lip am I supposed to bite to look sexy in selfies? Cuz I look like a werewolf when I bite my top lip"
"What is the difference between a feminist studies major and a pizza? The pizza can feed a family of four."
"A Bagpiper, a Kangeroo, an Irish poet, and Mother Theresa walk into a bar . . . . . . . the barman, who was drying a glass, lifted his head and asked, ""Is this some kind of joke?"""
"I wish I had one original thought in life. Don't be sorry, everyone does."
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"Non-native English speakers, try to literally translate jokes from your own language We might get some weird/funny stuff"