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Joke of the Day
"What is something that cannot lift off the ground? Your career"
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"You make cool foam designs on top of your coffee? Well latte-da."
"Where did the word ""etymology"" come from?"
"What do four out of five guys love to do? Gang-rape."
"You know those orange cones they put on the road for you to knock over? Totally just beat my previous high score."
"Today I learned that Disney had to rename Moana in Italy because an Italian pornstar has the same name AND NO ONE KNOOOOOOOOWS HOW DEEP SHE GOOOOOOOOOOOOOES."
"Ah, the great Rental Car Kabuki Dance: I turn down the coverage and prepaid gas, the clerk admonishes me for the folly of my ways."
"The light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off due to budget cuts."
"My wife asked me to pass her lipbalm & I gave her superglue by mistake. She's still not talking to me"
"Why does the New York Times hire Jews? So they can put out a paper on December 26th."