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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a really, really quiet piece of meat? A shh-kebab. --- I love you too, fellas."

"A skeleton walks into a bar and says give me a beer... ...and a mop"

"Small office joke My office is so small that when my feet are under my desk I trip people walking down the hall!"

"What starts and ends with a 'v' and is only one letter? 'w'"

"What's Captain Picard's favorite game system? N-Gage"

"Did you hear about the plane that flew over the Java Sea? it crashed."

"So there is a First class only Indian Airline. Their motto is ""We will treat you passengers like Cattle"""

"I love a girl with a trimmed bush.... Only because its makes it easier to see her through the window at night."

"My financial advisor told me that I could catch up on my bills if I stopped buying so much pizza. We laughed and laughed. Then I fired him."

"What do you call a man with a blood-covered axe with necklaces made of fingers running towards you? Why the fuck are you still thinking what to call him? Run and get the cops!"