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Joke of the Day
"Why did the poor art collector only buy miniature paintings? He wanted more Monet in his wallet."
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"Dirty fetish one liner The hardest part of being into double penetration, is that you have to get two people into it."
"What's the Italian word for suppository? innuendo"
"Whenever I see a happy couple, smiling, giggling, feeding each other food, whispering sweet nothings, very much in love, I just wish I could give them a lie-detector test."
"What's green and smells like red paint? Green paint."
"Ever see the movie human centipede? That movie sucks ass."
"what do you think of the number 4? you mean like on a scale of 1 to 10? stolen from: https://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/31g6qc/i_am_a_don_hertzfeldt_filmmaker_ama/cq1dzn8"
"What's the difference between a porcupine and a Ferrari? With a porcupine, the prick is on the outside."
"How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two! But don't ask me how they got inside there."
"Why does the little mermaid where sea shells? 'Cause the B-shells were too small."