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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the plane that flew over the Java Sea? it crashed."

"Boss: I thought I said no costumes this week. Me: These are my clothes."

"What was the name of the heaviest man in china? Won ton"

"If you can't tell the difference between a ladel and a spoon Then you're fat."

"Louis Lane ""there is no way broccoli is a superfood!"" Broccoli *takes spectacles off* Louis Lane ""My God! Look, it's a superfood!"""

"What did the blanket say as it fell off the bed? Oh sheet."

"What was Hitler's favourite colour? Braun."

"Australian joke I just heard An Australian kiss is like a French kiss only it's... down under."

"What do you call someone who supports Hillary? Paid off."

"My MOM Says Life is A Race Life iS A Tragedt When SeeN In CloSE-UP, LONG-SHOT. To Truly Laugh, You Must be Able to Take Your PAIN, And PLAY With iT!"