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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the plane that flew over the Java Sea? it crashed."

"Star Wars newest Droid..... How does the newest round Star Wars droid relieve his sexual tension? He master-BB8's"

"Where can you always find older model prostitutes? At a used harlot."

"When I was a child I could go into a shop with just a pound, and come out with 3 bars of chocolate, 2 cans of coke and a magazine. But these days, fucking CCTV everywhere."

"What's the best pokemon in pokemon go? It's Victreebel if you go to a gym you will always get a victory with it."

"What's the difference between 6 million dollars and 6 million Jews? I give a fuck if you shove 6 million dollars in the oven"

"Tomorrow is International ""Cook a Steak and Then Throw It to a Seagull"" Day. Get involved. Don't question it."

"What's the difference between Bill Cosby and Lena Dunham? Lena Dunham wrote the book about it."

"A slut is a woman who sleeps with everyone......."

"Before company arrives we like to clean our house so there's no evidence that we live like circus monkeys the other 364 days of the year!"