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Joke of the Day

"My financial advisor told me that I could catch up on my bills if I stopped buying so much pizza. We laughed and laughed. Then I fired him."

"Why did the feminist cross the road? How dare you question the decisions of someone just because she's a woman!"

"Yes, it might be the wrong word but at least it is spelled correctly - autocorrect"

"What do you call a gay tramp? Hobosexual"

"Today, I saw that my ironing board cover was wrinkled.I laughed at the irony.Then I laughed again because irony has the word iron in it."

"How do man-eating monsters count to a thousand? On their warts."

"Why did the chicken fall into the well? Because she couldn't see that well."

"What has 9 arms and sucks? Def Leopard!"

"I quit smoking cold turkey 1 year ago but sometimes I still get the urge to go into fridge and light up a slice"

"Hey! I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's my tarifa por 2 horas, so pay me maybe."