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Joke of the Day

"Why do programmers drink coffee so much? So they aren't lying when they say they like Java."

"And then I was all: ""I'm really getting sick of your shit, bitch."" And then she was all: ""To speak with a representative please press 7."""

"What's the difference between the Easter Bunny and a silly monster ? One's a hare-head and the other's an air-head!"

"What is the name of an annoying creature that is notorious for biting humans in the tropics? Luiz Suarez."

"How do you throw a space party? You planet!"

"Why did Theon Greyjoy become Reek as Ramsay Bolton's hostage? He was suffering from Starkhome syndrome"

"Did you hear Ben and Jerry are going to bring out a special line of LGBT ice-cream? They're gonna call it Ambrusia."

"Why did the Ethiopian cry when he opened up a read only document? It wasn't editable."

"Why doesn't Ed have a girlfriend? Because Sheeran"

"why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about america? because freedom rings."