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Joke of the Day

"""Happy Anniversary to you both, may you have a long marriage with many more years ahead"" she hexed."

"What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese."

"I can speak more than one vagina I'm bicunnilingual"

"Thanks for sharing your moon with me on Instagram. We don't have a moon where I live."

"Don't be sad when you find expired food in your pantry. Be happy you outlived it."

"What did the slutty girl buy at the furniture store? One nightstand."

"*adds resume embellisher to resume*"

"Did you hear about the butcher who backed into the meat grinder? He got a little behind in his work."

"What does a redneck do when he misses his girlfriend? Reload, take better aim."

"Steve Irwin would have survived if he was wearing sun screen It protects against harmful rays"