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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a sleepwalking nun? A Roman Catholic. (Sorry if this is a repost)"
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"""Say TGIF ONE more time"" I say, scowling at my coworker with no children, ""Go ahead, say it again."""
"2020 Olympic high jump results Gold - Mexico Silver - Mexico Bronze - Mexico"
"There are only 10 types of people in this world... (probable repost) the ones who understand binary code and he ones who don't"
"Did you hear about the constipated mathematician? She worked it out with a pencil."
"My professor really snapped yesterday, went all crazy on the blackboard during math lecture He really did a number on it. Its days are numbered now. Edit: grammar"
"I just rinsed with mouthwash to cover up the m&ms on my breath. Being an adult is stupid."
"Q: Do you know about the book about copyright infringement? A: It had legal binding."
"""Sorry we're late. We had to stop so I could pee."" ""For two hours?!"" ""Yeah. It came out really slow."""
"I tell my daughter she has no idea how lucky she is. When I was 12, I had to use a pay phone and walk 10 miles in the snow to get weed"