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Joke of the Day
"I just rinsed with mouthwash to cover up the m&ms on my breath. Being an adult is stupid."
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"I need to start paying closer attention to stuff. Found out today my wife and I have separate names for the cat."
"[1st date] HER: So do you have any hobbies? SALT SHAKER: Nice dress! It would look great on my floor HER: What?! HIM: Just ventriloquism"
"A wife told his husband to whisper her dirty things, the man then replied, ""The kitchen, the living room, the conservatory and the dining room."""
"If you read the instructions carefully, the first step to making any microwavable lunch is to throw away the box and dig it out of the trash"
"I'm addicted to wanking over leaflets. When I went into rehab, I got off to a flyer."
"What do you call a Korean bulldog? A bul-dog-gi"
"What happened to the frog's illegally parked car? It got toad away"
"So I was coloring my few, grey hairs with a sharpie and Hubby walked in. He told me, I'm the reason for warning labels on small appliances."
"Why did the cowboy want to buy a wiener dog So he could 'get a long little doggy' Credit- my 12 year old daughter!"