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Joke of the Day

"I just rinsed with mouthwash to cover up the m&ms on my breath. Being an adult is stupid."

"Got in a car wreck while reading a church sign today... ...the Son was in my eyes."

"Oh... I didn't tell you... Then It must be none of your business..."

"""I need a car. What do you have?"" ""Well, we have a Subaru Outback"" ""But what kind of Subaru?"" ""Outback"" ""I don't CARE where you keep it..."""

"How do cats let us know that they are in pain ? Me...........Owwwwww!!"

"I was in the park the other day wondering why the frisbee looks bigger the closer it gets... And then it hit me."

"Why were the inventors of the airplane correct in thinking they could fly? Because they were Wright."

"I was gonna make a dubstep joke. ** . . .** But i'll just drop it."

"Quick question: How many bowls of mac and cheese can you eat during a Skype job interview before you look unprofessional?"

"What's Donald Trumps favorite color? Orange"