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Joke of the Day

"I tell my daughter she has no idea how lucky she is. When I was 12, I had to use a pay phone and walk 10 miles in the snow to get weed"

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"In honor of easter, here's a joke my French teacher put on the board last week. Easter is a bonne idee."
"Yo momma's so fat... ...that her butt takes up a buttload of space"
"What do you have if you have one fuzzy, green ball in one hand and another fuzzy, green ball in the other hand? Kermit the Frog's undivided attention."
"I thought Ali was just shaken up a bit... But I guess he's down for the count."
"I am not an alcoholic An alcoholic needs a drink, I have a drink."
"If I wake up early, it's only because there are a lot of things I want to eat that day."
"What is the hottest part of a man's face? His sideburns."
"So embarrassing when you compliment a lady on her large belly and it turns out she's just pregnant."
"I bought some Velcro shoes so that nobody can make fun of my velcro wallet anymore because now they will match"