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Joke of the Day

"There are only 10 types of people in this world... (probable repost) the ones who understand binary code and he ones who don't"

"What do you call a dog with short legs and steel balls? Sparky"

"What is 6.9? Great sex interrupted by a period."

"Days after a massive F5 tornado hits Mississippi.. ...financial experts estimate it did over 50 million dollars worth of good."

"Got 45 minutes to kill? Watch a senior citizen put a key on a keychain."

"Whenever a long lost friend calls me, I get suspicious & wonder if he's calling me to sell Amway products.."

"[SPOILERS]What was the main difference between the scripts for 'The force Awakens' and 'A new Hope' ? The title."

"Hey girl are you a school? Because I want to shoot kids inside you."

"What's the only thing Gary the gay geneticist loves more than he loves his boyfriend, Bill? Designer jeans."

"Only works in German - What is the biggest monkey? - Giraffe!"