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Joke of the Day

"If you're home alone and hear a fart do you laugh or get scared"

"TIL that they have raised the minimum drinking age in Arkansas to 32. It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools."

"Wired: ""Machine learning will TAKE OVER THE WORLD!"" Amazon: ""We see you bought a wallet. Would you like to buy ANOTHER WALLET?"""

"How many books can a blind man read? Brailly any!"

"How Old Is Your Father Teacher: ""How old is your father?"" Boy: ""As old as me."" Teacher: ""How can that be?"" Boy: ""He became a father only when I was born?"""

"this is ur brain *an egg* this is drugs *a frying pan* this is ur brain on drugs *egg & frying pan wearing sunglasses*"

"What do you call a lizard that can't get a boner? A reptile dysfunction"

"What is love? Baby don't hurt me."

"What did the shoelace say when I tried to tie it? Uh, like, can you knot? *yessss my first original joke*"

"What happens when two lesbians build a house? It's all tongue and groove, and no stud inside."