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Joke of the Day

"How many books can a blind man read? Brailly any!"

"I don't get why the people in the twin towers were upset on 9/11... I mean, the workers did get razes."

"Went out for a few drinks with some hedgehogs last night... I got spiked"

"""I'd pap that."" - Gynecolgist"

"Gay jokes aren't funny... ...I mean, come on guys."

"An awkward morning beats a boring night."

"I was born in California."" ""Which part?"" ""All of me."""

"Chicken stock has gone up today, but only by a poultry sum."

"ME: I wonder if it wrestles cutely too? ZOOKEEPER: Sir, get out of the panda enclosure. ME: lol. No. *gets mauled to death by panda*"

"Popcorn What did baby corn asked mummy corn? Where's popcorn."