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Joke of the Day

"What happens when two lesbians build a house? It's all tongue and groove, and no stud inside."

"""You're not the pizza guy."" Bin Laden's last words."

"That's the hardest thing about killing a toddler? My dick."

"It's hard dating with OCD... ...every time my girlfriend gets turned on, I have to turn her off again."

"black man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder... the bartender says ""where did you get that?"" parrot says ""africa, where else?"""

"You know why Mayweather won't beat Pacquiao? Pacquiao isn't his wife."

"What's the best name for a cigarette company? TOBA Co"

"What does Marilyn Quayle have in common with Marion Barry? They've both been known to blow a little dope."

"Where's my cell? ""Right there."" That's not my phone. ""Yes it is. I cleaned it!"" My cell's white?"

"Twitter Taking the everyday boring shit and putting a much better funny twist on it."