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Joke of the Day
"What happens when two lesbians build a house? It's all tongue and groove, and no stud inside."
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"I don't understand the big hubbub about missing divers. They're probably just underwater."
"Why weren't you at the Halloween party? My costume was a black father so I couldn't be there."
"My idiot future husband is out there somewhere pushing a pull door. I just know it."
"Women do not want to hear what you think..nnThey want to hear what they think..nnIn a deeper voice......"
"How can you teach Jamals and Juans? Just toss em banana, they will suck for it"
"Poor Sally (2 parter) Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms... **quickly followed by** Knock Knock *Who's there?* Not Sally."
"An impotent man... ... named his dick Magikarp. Because it's useless and can only splash."
"A stupid joke that my mum tells me a lot So there are two cows eating grass in a paddock. One cow looks up and says ""moo"". The other cow says ""hey, I was gonna say that!"""
"Q: What's blue and smells like red paint? A: Blue paint."