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Joke of the Day
"What is love? Baby don't hurt me."
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"Watch as i slowly pull my shirt up over - wait, stuck in the too-small neckhole...struggling... Okay, dont watch."
"Why was Karl Marx arrested for brewing a cup of Earl Grey? Because all proper tea is theft."
"What's Peyton Manning's favorite hair style? The blowout"
"A recent study shows that Twitter users don't give a fuck in excess of 30 times a day."
"Q: What did the head trauma patients do when the price of medicine went up? A: They went on stroke."
"[new euphemism]: ""As worthless as the last sheet on a roll of paper towels"""
"I like my women the way I like my fish. Battered"
"Some people say that I'm too vague."
"Switzerland is a pretty sweet country... and their flag's a big plus."