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Joke of the Day
"What is love? Baby don't hurt me."
Next Joke
"What U.S. State has the smallest sodas? Minisoda"
"Don't drink and drive, might hit a bump and spill it."
"Zoo A man walks into a zoo. The only animal in the entire zoo is a dog. It's a shitzu."
"To ensure my wife misses me while I'm away, I changed her text notification to the sound of a door creaking open & message her at midnight."
"There are two types of people in the world: Those that divide everything into two categories, and those that don't."
"Being a New York Jets fan is like watching Titanic every Sunday and cheering for the boat."
"How do you know it's time to do the dishes? Look in your pants, if you see a penis, it's not time yet."
"We squint at the sun because it's bright. We squint at people because they're not."
"Why did the parrot fall out of the tree? Because it was dead."