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Joke of the Day

"Wired: ""Machine learning will TAKE OVER THE WORLD!"" Amazon: ""We see you bought a wallet. Would you like to buy ANOTHER WALLET?"""

"What pants do ghosts wear? BOO jeans."

"""Toilet joke * Dirty ""Toilet joke"" [Dirty] if it's yellow let it mellow if it's brown let it drown if it's red.... you could of spread?"

"There's no ""u"" in narcissist"

"MERS is infecting people in Saudi Arabia... And Haj is just around the corner!"

"Give a man a fish, feed him for a day give a man a poisoned fish, feed him for a lifetime"

"fyi, drug mule does not mean youll be getting stoned and riding around on a donkey... worst first day ever"

"If only my sex life was as consistent as the Adobe updates."

"Can clocks keep secrets? Time will tell."

"[date] W: I'm really into astronomy. M: Oh! What's your sign? W: The one that knows the difference between science & superstitious idiocy."