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Joke of the Day

"TIL that they have raised the minimum drinking age in Arkansas to 32. It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools."

"Vegetarians must hate themselves because they're made of meat."

"What's the difference between a scaffold and a magnet? A magnet only has two Poles."

"What's long, hard and covered in blood? The Boston Marathon!"

"""I lost my Khakis"" - a guy from Boston who lost his car keys."

"Ladies be careful, some of these guys don't want to get into your pants, they want to wear them."

"What do you call a fish with no eyes? A Fsh"

"Is it just me? Or does amy schumer look like sarah silvermann sounds?"

"It sucks when an album has a real chill sad song and you're like oh yeahh and then the next song is crazy loud it makes me wanna eat knives."

"What did Hitler do to people who didn't like his facial hair? He sent them to Stauschwitz."