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Joke of the Day

"""Good morning, class. Today we are going to learn about diseases. Can anyone give me a sentence containing the word cancer'?"" ""I can, Sir!"""

"How often do I tell chemistry jokes? Periodically"

"Jellyfish have survived here on Earth for 650 million years without brains. Great news for stupid people."

"Today has been cancelled, due to lack of interest."

"People need to stop posting denigrating photo memes of animals; they have dignity and deserve respect. Oh that's Rick Santorum? Ok carry on."

"My mom likes to call from baseball games just to say she can't hear me 25 times."

"[META] Dark humor is not funny Especially when it steals your wallet."

"(Computer science) I asked a Texan if he's seen his family tree, he said, ""you mean family graph?"""

"Apparently it's 'inappropriate' to show up at your therapist's home to swim in her new pool even though your 'boundary issues' paid for it."

"Floyd Mayweather Jr must listen to his opponents to win ... Because he definitely can't read them"