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Joke of the Day
"How often do I tell chemistry jokes? Periodically"
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"While my husband is gone I was cleaning...the Nutella jar. He will be impressed at how I gained 10lbs in 4hrs."
"If I say ""last Star Wars"" and u say ""Actually you mean 3rd Star Wars! It's a prequel!"" I'm going to hit u with a fish tank."
"What type of pants does Mario wear? Denim, denim, denim."
"The Bank of America app randomly disappeared off my phone and now I'm wondering how much money I spent last night."
"Why was the Formica factory so inefficient? Everything they did was counter productive."
"Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms."
"What do you call a mother who is overweight and poor? Beef on WIC"
"Two fish in a tank One turns to the other and says ""how do you drive this thing?"" Repost from a comment on /r/askreddit"
"Sort of embarrassing when the babysitter shows up, and I don't have kids, and then it's $300 an hour."