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Joke of the Day

"I think 50 cent stands a chance against Floyd Mayweather I don't know about 12, But I know 50 cent can take 9 rounds"

"First woman on Moon: -Huston, we have a problem? What? -Never mind What's the problem? -Nothing Please tell us? -You know what's the problem"

"Devil worshipper leader: ""Due to a typo we have summoned the wrong demon."" Stan: ""Hey there."""

"How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give the bitch a shovel."

"There's nothing a ""Baby On Board"" sticker says that the Honda Odyssey it's on doesn't already say."

"Why are volcanoes mischievous? Because they erupt to no good."

"How cold is it outside? It is so cold outside I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets."

"Why did the reindeer wear sunglasses at the beach ? Because he didn't want to be recognised !"

"How do you make gold soup? Put 14 carrots in it."

"Of all the grotesque sounds coming from the bathroom stall next to me, the camera click was the most disturbing!!"