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Joke of the Day
"My mom likes to call from baseball games just to say she can't hear me 25 times."
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"I like my women like I like my coffee Without a penis"
"Why did the cow go moo? [NSFW] Because (s)he's a fucking cow."
"I've waited long to say this. I think we should all gift watches to the folks at /r/trees. It's high time."
"Women are like a swimming pool... considering the money you spent on it and the time you spend in it"
"Rumour has it Toy Story 4 is going to focus on Andy's mom's toys Coincidentally, they are also called Woody and Buzz"
"Advises all the young people, ""Do not grow up; it's a trap!!"""
"""Careful, there's poop on the dance floor."" - how ballet was invented."
"Who was the roundest knight at the King Arthur's round table? Sir Cumference"
"The doctor said to treat my daughter's scratch with alcohol, so I kissed it."