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Joke of the Day
"Why did the woman miss the spaghetti train? Because it went straight pasta!"
Next Joke
"I asked a Chinese girl for her number..... She said, ""Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!"" I said, ""Wow!"" Then her friend said, ""She means 666-3629."""
"If you ever get caught sleeping on the job... slowly raise your head and say, ""In Jesus name, amen,"""
"I wonder if people with eye patches thought it was all fun and games."
"All of the UFO sightings were just people seeing chuck Norris fly to McDonald's."
"Why were the two Chinese scientists having trouble cloning a caucasian? Because two Wongs can't make a white."
"What do you call a Scottish lady that wears nothing but a tie? Hentai."
"My mate lent me 5000 to produce my idea of a fruit-based torch, then took all credit. Cunt stole my limelight."
"Why is it called the cock? Because it rises in the morning."
"i don't think i can go back to a white president"