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Joke of the Day

"What cereal was removed from Tim Cook's breakfast? Apple Jacks"

"What was wrong with Genghis Khan's new suit? There was a chink in his armor."

"How much dessert does a dieting Jedi eat at an Italian restaurant? Only one cannoli."

"I heard there was a paedophile roaming my neighbourhood. I don't know who it could be, nearly all of my neighbours are sexy little kids..."

"Q: What do a telephone and a dog have in common? A: They both have collar ID."

"If an illegal immigrant and a child molester have a fight.. is it Alien vs Predator?"

"What did Mustafa's dad say after he founded Turkey? attaturk."

"Why did the vegan avoid the confrontation? He didn't want any beef."

"TIFU No, literally. Your girl was on my lap. That's the only time I fuck up."

"My brother ran into my room just now and said ""Someone dumped exactly seven used condoms on my bed!"" I said: ""Huh, that's odd."""