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Joke of the Day

"I CAN'T STAND BLACK GIRLS WITH BLONDE HAIR . LOOKING LIKE A DAMN DURACELL BATTERY"

"LeBron James should have a gaming channel It would be called ""LeBron Games."""

"For our 25 year anniversary, my wife asked me for a present that goes from 0-200 in seconds. I got her a bathroom scale."

"Female perfect set of legs!!! Feet on one end...pussy on the other!"

"The last person who bought golden oreos at my Neighborhood's Walgreens and realized there was an entire row missing. I'm so sorry.."

"I was trying to get my PC to run faster... So I painted it black but now it won't turn on"

"I'm not fat. I'm just easy to see"

"Hating people takes too much energy. I just pretend they're dead."

"So...A man walks into a bar and says... Ouch!"

"(I heard this one a while back, sorry) Why can't you use a the restroom at a Beatles reunion concert? Because there is no John."