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Joke of the Day
"Which bird is always out of breath ? A puffin !"
Next Joke
"Two friends: - I heard that you have founded a musical band. - Yes it is a quartet. - How many are you? - We are three. - Three? - Me and my brother. - You have a brother? - No why do you ask?"
"Happy Fathers Day to all you mother fuckers!"
"Pokemon? go fuck yourself"
"Wife asks his husband how many women he had slept with... Husband proudly replies, ""Only you darling!"" ""With the others I was awake..."""
"What's the difference between Sarah Palin's mouth and her vagina? Only one retarded thing has come out of her vagina."
"Q: What happens when a professor teaches for a decade? A: He gets Tenyear."
"What do you call a couple of asses standing next to eachother in an asparagus field? An ass-pair, I guess?"
"So a guy is walking with a young boy into the woods... The boy says, ""hey mister its getting dark out and I'm scared"" The guy says, ""how do you think I feel, I have to walk back alone!"""
"This morning, 2 evangelists knocked on the door selling Jesus. If they would've thrown in a Slap Chop, I would've been sold."