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Joke of the Day
"Why can elephants swim - and aardvarks can't? Aardvarks don't have trunks!"
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"Sometimes when I say ""I'm OK"", what I really want is for someone to give me a hug, say ""You're not OK"" and hand me $10,000."
"""Hire me or I'll eat your family."" -effective bear resume"
"Hear about that Saudi girl? Sunnibody try to kill her, but Shiite"
"What did the priest announce before he went for a bath? ""Speak now or forever hold your pee!"""
"When I was getting a prostate exam, I asked the doctor where I should put my pants.. ""Over there, beside mine"" was not the answer I was expecting."
"What do you call a dog on the beach? Sandy Claws Merry Christmas"
"They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but there was a problem-- It wouldn't take shit from anybody."
"What do you call a hippie's wife? Mississippi"
"A Collection of Great Comedians Jokes Just found a collection of great comedians jokes and thought I'd share it. [Here's the link!](http://famehorse.com/collection-of-great-comedians-jokes/)"