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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a dog on the beach? Sandy Claws Merry Christmas"
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"My favorite mythological creature. My favorite mythical creature is the happy bitch in tampon commercials."
"What do you call a cow that's made out of glass? Steer Clear."
"How is an elephant like a wristwatch? They both come in quartz."
"The Religious Right. Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups."
"There are two kinds of people in the world 1. Those that like black licorice. 2. Normal people."
"The woman in the Superman underwear next to me does not quite understand how white pants work."
"Technically, setting someone on fire is burning calories."
"Your heart beats faster, your knees go weak, you start to sweat. Is this love? No you're probably hypoglycemic"
"You know what I find amazing? That after 107 years, the Titanic's swimming pools are still full."