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Joke of the Day
"What did the priest announce before he went for a bath? ""Speak now or forever hold your pee!"""
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"A guy walks into a bar, and the bartender looks up and says... ""What is this, some kind of joke?"""
"What does it mean when a man makes eye contact with a woman while she speaks? Her tits aren't nice"
"Why was the African prostitute arrested for murder? Men kept disappearing in her black hole! (#69BadJokes buy it like everywhere on-line!) ((unless you're a hater of funny stuff ;))"
"You give great word of mouth"
"I try not to tell people I had shoddy dental implants done, but whenever in a conversation, it just comes out."
"Why don't Canadians do well on Wheel of Fortune? Because the host gets confused when they say ""I'd to buy a vowel eh."""
"My girlfriend said last night ""Fuck me like a man"" So I putted in her ass and started calling her George"
"I'm going to buy a boomerang now... You need friends to play Frisbee."
"How do you call an alligator in a vest? An Investigator."