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Joke of the Day

"A Collection of Great Comedians Jokes Just found a collection of great comedians jokes and thought I'd share it. [Here's the link!](http://famehorse.com/collection-of-great-comedians-jokes/)"

"Let's fall in love with each other while falling in hate with everything else."

"What are eight small pieces of cookie the equivalent of? One byte"

"A man's got to know his limitations. Unless he's in a relationship, then he'll be constantly reminded."

"I remember when I was a kid, at dinner my parents gave me a knife and fork, so I'd bang them on the table.. ..We were quite an incestuous family."

"Your mom doesn't have a nice bone in her body, except for mine."

"I drafted 1984 Madonna and a meatball sub for my fantasy football team. Hey, it's my fantasy."

"Why has the Trump circle jerk gotten so out of control? Because centipedes have 100 arms."

"Girls can be so ungrateful, I made her breakfast in bed, & instead of saying ""Thank You"", she's all like ""How did you get into my house!"""

"Two drunk Man Two drunks are in a bar. First one: ""My wife is an angel"" Second one: ""You are lucky! Mine is still alive."""