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Joke of the Day

"When I was getting a prostate exam, I asked the doctor where I should put my pants.. ""Over there, beside mine"" was not the answer I was expecting."

"Toilet paper has a lot of other uses! Your baby? Boom. It's a mummy. Your dog? Boom. Mummydog. This lamp? Boom. Your living room is on fire."

"I heard they put a supermarket behind Bilbo's hobbit hole... Unexpected item in baggins area."

"An Irish Joke, that I did not initially get. I am Irish as well... How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None"

"You may see white collar and blue collar workers in the work place. But I'm collar-blind. ~(Taken from the office)."

"A stripper once told me that I'm not her type. Um, yeah I am. I have a dick and 20 dollars."

"I used to work in children's wear, but I grew out of it."

"Idaho The official potato of your mom"

"Why did the serial killer become a chef? Because you can't make an omelette without killing a few chicks."

"Me: Put on your seatbelt. 13: Do I have to? Me: not if you want your face shattering the windshield 13: cool Me: PUT ON YOUR SEATBELT!"