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Joke of the Day
"My father's sister is obsessed with killing germs, we call her Auntie Bacterial."
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"Scientifically speaking, it is impossible to charge Chuck Norris with ""obstruction of justice."" This is because even Chuck Norris cannot be in two places at the same time."
"Where do trees keep their money? In branch banks."
"I got a sweater for my birthday. I'd have preferred a moaner or a screamer. Credit to Steven Wright."
"Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't. Numbers aren't capable of having any sort of feelings, and you are weird for thinking they do."
"Amy's baking Co. Has just designed a gaming system It's called the Xbox one"
"How does Craig Venter drink beer? Shotgun method"
"What laxative did the constipated man ask for? Poop-ease"
"I spy with my little eye. A kid terrified with my literally little eye."
"What is a baby: A soft pink thing that makes a lot of noise at one end and has no sense of responsibility at the other."