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Joke of the Day
"My father's sister is obsessed with killing germs, we call her Auntie Bacterial."
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"If I'm ever dangling off a cliff and your hands are full of mikes hard lemonades you better give me one so i can be refreshed on my way down"
"Mommy, I wrote some notes down in my diarrhea. Please let her mean diary. Please let her mean diary. Please let her mean diary."
"Doctor Doctor I think I'm a rubber band Why don't you stretch yourself out on the couch there and tell me all about it!"
"What has four legs and says ""hoe de doe, hoe de doe""? Two black guys trying to catch an elevator."
"What starts with e, ends with e, and has one letter in it? An envelope."
"What's the most common phrase at a strip club? You come here often?"
"""Sit"" dog sits ""Down"" dog lays down on floor ""Play Dead"" dog graduates college, finds job, gets married and has kids"
"I really want to learn how to play the Piano.. .. But it's not my forte."
"Why did the rockstar turkey get kicked out of the concert? Because he tryptophan."