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Joke of the Day

"Mommy, I wrote some notes down in my diarrhea. Please let her mean diary. Please let her mean diary. Please let her mean diary."

"My boss wrote accidently wrote ""Pantera"" instead of ""Panera"" and now I'm dressed really inappropriately for this business lunch."

"What is the cheapest meat you can buy? Deer balls...because it's under a buck."

"What do you call a pachyderm that has nothing to do with the situation? Irrelelephant. *...I'll show myself out*"

"Thought of this joke in a dream. What did one tectonic plate say to the other tectonic plate? ""Bro, do you even shift?"""

"Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? It's fine, he woke up."

"What is the fastest way to lose pounds? Leave EU."

"What Happens when you fart in church? You sit in your own pew"

"What did the college student say to a banker? I am forever in your debt."

"What do disgusting people eat? Groceries."