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Joke of the Day
"Why did the rockstar turkey get kicked out of the concert? Because he tryptophan."
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"Did you hear about the vampire who joined an orchestra? He stood on the roof and conducted lightning."
"I sexually identify as a brick. I'm always hard and I've only been laid once."
"A photon walks into a hotel. The desk clerk says, ""Welcome to our hotel. Can we help you with your luggage?"" The photon says, ""No thanks, I'm traveling light."" Edit: Yaaaaay front page of jokes."
"I was fired after falling asleep on personal documents. Apparently you can't lie on your resume."
"What does Popeye use to toss his salad? Olive Oil."
"What's the difference between a politician and a flying pig? The letter F"
"Chuck Norris uses a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris."
"Did you hear about the fly on the toilet? He got pissed off."
"Can you cover for me/ I missed my shift."