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Joke of the Day
"Why did the rockstar turkey get kicked out of the concert? Because he tryptophan."
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"Straight Outta Compton Spoiler Eazy-E dies"
"What is Santa saying to Mrs. Claus right now? I told you it would rain, dear."
"Pussy Me: Let me tell you a joke. Me: Pussy. You: ... Me: Do you get it? You: No.. Me: Exactly."
"Dude, why did you buy Grand Theft Auto 5? I mean, honestly, you live in Detroit. You could've just gone outside and saved yourself $50."
"Don't take drugs... for granted."
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"I like my coffee like I like my women Ground up and in my freezer"