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Joke of the Day

"What's the most common phrase at a strip club? You come here often?"

"What is the richest beverage? Juice."

"Zelda: Why aren't you mowing the lawn? Link: It's raining Z: No it's not L: *Plays Song of Storms* Z: You're sleeping with Epona tonight"

"""Professor I hear your wife has had twins. Boys or girls?"" ""Well I believe one is a girl and one is a boy but it may be the other way around."""

"Do you know what really bugs me? Insect puns"

"A man showed up at the hospital with several toy horses in his ass. The doctor described his condition as stable."

"People always ask why I'm wearing a sombrero in my high school graduation pictures. Clearly, because it was my senor year."

"2:40 is the opposite of 4:20 If you wake up at 2:40 you're in rehab and detoxing."

"I don't know if this is a good idea. Narrator: He knew, in fact, it was an awful idea."

"Alphabet soup Good for your vowels."