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Joke of the Day

"What starts with e, ends with e, and has one letter in it? An envelope."

"How did the hipster drown? He went ice skating on a lake before it was cool."

"Hate when the grammar police single me out like some kind of which hunt"

"If opposites attract than why do women with clothes on always run away from me?"

"What's the difference between garbanzo beans an chickpeas? I don't have to play $50 for a garbanzo bean in my face."

"I was playing Battleship with my tumor... I won though, my last hit was B9."

"You can't run through a campground... ...you can only ran, because it's passed tents."

"A black man with a parrot on his shoulder walk into a bar... The bartender asks ""Where did you get him?"" The parrot said ""Africa"""

"Did you hear about the brain implant that can fix stupid? It's called a bullet."

"Saw a bumper sticker with a gun and ""I don't call 911!"" Jesus. I hope his wife doesn't fall down the stairs. ""Sorry darlin'."" -*BLAM BLAM*"